Put your hands on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity (Albert Einstein).
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed (Albert Einstein).
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her (Agatha Christie).
Love is fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell (Joan Crawford).
True Love is like seeing ghost; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one (La Rochefoucauld).
If Love is the answer, could you rephrase the question (Lily Tomlin).
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think (Anonymous).
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all (Helen Rowland).
Marriage is about give and take. You’d better give it to her, or she’ll take it anyway (Anonymous).
No man is trully married until he understands every ‘word’ his wife is NOT saying (Anonymous).
